special offer!!

hey folks! the shop has been closed for a couple of weeks so i’ve decided to reopen it today with a special offer! buy 2 get the 3rd item free! ..that’s a pretty decent deal tbh. stock permitting, it’ll be available until the 31st of august [2015] to take advantage of the offer, simply add … continue

severed heads!

Q. what’s cuter than a teeny tiny unicorn foetus?? A. a teeny tiny unicorn foetus’ severed head! ^^that’s wasn’t a joke, just a bit of factual information for you. well, i say ‘factual’ but infact it is quite subjective.. apparently no everyone thinks dismember unborn children are quite as adorable as i do. weird, huh? … continue

pricing guide & offers

this is how things are priced… the most complicated thin is the shipping  - which tbh, isn’t complicated at all. you pay a flat fee for shipping, and regardless of how many items you order, you dont pay any extra shipping charges. this shipping service is tracked & signed service. also. as everything is currently priced at … continue

test-tube babies

test-tube babies are now available!! they’re not the kind of babies that’ve been created in a test-tube..  nope, these are little foetus specimens that have been put into test-tubes so they can be displayed as the fabulous and cute curiosities that they are. brilliant! currently, i have 4 types of specimen available: unicorn, t-rex, mermaid, and … continue

out of office

hey folks, i’m away at a festival for the next week or so – which means that i wont be able to take or fulfill any orders until i get back (which should be around the 10th sept) i am hoping to have email access while i’m away – so you can drop me a … continue

time to go…

‘ it’s much too early, but it’s time to go.. ‘   ‘ they say, “it’s full of stars” ‘   this series of drawings are incredibly self-reflective – they’re coming about during a period of mental turmoil when my own perspective of all things is undergoing a significant change. i feel as though they’re … continue

ikhemu-sek

to continue the story… this one is titled, ‘ikhemu-sek’, which is a term used by the ancient Egyptians – it means ‘the ones not knowing destruction’. it refers to the northern circumpolar stars, as from their perspective these stars never visibly set below a horizon – they were eternal. the image is filled with an awful lot … continue