TEST-TUBE BABY DEVILGOAT

£22.50

the devilgoat – named so, due to its devil-like red/black skin and fur colouration.. its goat horns, and its cloven hooves. AND of course, the occult symbol emblazoned on it’s forehead. bit of a lazy nickname if you ask me!

however, the source of these strange little beasts could actually indicate that they may trace their lineage to Hell. but, im not about to claim these as religious relics – i’ll simply include the anecdotal information in the specimen report and you can decide for yourself.

i have to mention that this beast bears a near identical appearance to the satyr specimen i also have in my possession [link]. this similarity suggests a common biological ancestry but with diversity coming through distinctly separate cultural backgrounds

worship the goat \m/,

 

if you order this test-tube baby devilgoat, this is what you’ll receive:

  • 1 x hand-prepared foetus specimen
  • lab specimen report  adoption certificate
  • 150mm long glass test tube, with cork bung
  • packing crate

i have prepared all specimens personally, with much love. and, while i try and ensure your specimen looks like the one pictured, it is inevitable variations will occur in colour.

currently we only have 2 colours of devilgoat. the rather striking fellow with red skin and black cloven legs – and the rather more natural looking devilgoat which is all black. please choose from the dropdown menu to order the colouring that you prefer. the sigils on the forehead of these little beasts are not matched to the colour – so this marking will be randomly selected.

the adoption certificates are filled-in when the order is received, so you can choose the name of your neverborn baby. (if this isn’t specified, then i’ll pick a name for the critter before sending it to you.) or if you wish the adoption paperwork to match a specific date (such as a birthday) then we can arrange that too.

 

DISCLAIMER: only mythical creatures are harmed to bring you this product.

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shipping costs:

uk                      +£5
rest of world   +£10

these shipping prices are a flat fee charged per order.
so buying multiple items will not cost you any extra in delivery – you only pay the shipping charge once per order.

all items are sent tracked, and will require a signature upon delivery.
we will email you the tracking details once your parcel is shipped.

uk shipping is usually  2/3 working days.
everywhere else is usually 5-10 working days, though can be up to 28 due to customs delays and suchlike.
if there is problem with your order when it arrives, please get in touch here [link]
thanks!

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