TEST-TUBE BABY FRANKENFOETUS

£22.50

any horror fans in the house?!

good. well to you guys i say, fuck all those cute unicorn foetuses and dead merbaby specimens that i peddle – THIS is the specimen for you!’

it certainly bears a resemblance to a certain creature portrayed by boris karloff some years ago. but of course that was all movie fiction, based of the writings of a young girl 200 years ago. yet here it is… an unborn monster.

these fellas mostly come in shades of green, commonly a sickly drab green pallor, though sometimes a much brighter perkier green. and the occasional specimen will exhibit a dark green colouring due to extreme tissue necrosis before embalming chemicals have been administered.

if you order a test-tube baby frankenfoetus,  this is what you’ll receive:

  • 1 x hand-prepared frankenbaby foetus specimen
  • lab specimen report  adoption certificate
  • 150mm long glass test tube, with cork bung
  • packing crate

i have prepared all specimens personally, with much love. and while i try and ensure your frankenfoetus looks like the one pictured, it is inevitable variations will occur in colour.

the adoption certificates are filled-in when the order is received, so you can choose the name of your neverborn baby – but please be aware that all frankenbaby specimens are male, so we advise a boy’s name! (if this isn’t specified, then i’ll pick a name for the little guy myself which is linked to the frankenstein mythos.) or if you wish the adoption paperwork to match a specific date (such as a birthday) then we can arrange that too.

 

DISCLAIMER: only fictional characters are harmed to bring you this product.

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shipping costs:
uk                       + £5
rest of world    + £10

these shipping prices are a flat fee charged per order.
so buying multiple items will not cost you any extra in delivery – you only pay the shipping charge once per order.

all items are sent tracked, and will require a signature upon delivery.
we will email you the tracking details once your parcel is shipped.

uk shipping is usually  2/3 working days.
everywhere else is usually 5-10 working days, though can be up to 28 due to customs delays and suchlike.
if there is problem with your order when it arrives, please get in touch here [link]
thanks!

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