£22.50

ok. i know that technically i should be calling these specimens ‘sea-nymphs’, because mermaid is an inaccurate classification for the boy specimens. but you get the idea, right..  what about mer-baby, how does that sound?

aww, these are the most human looking critters i’ve had in my hands for some time. and, just like our own monkey-ish offspring, these guys need lots of affection. can you offer this merbaby love, a good home, and more?

as you can see from the photos, most specimens are of caucasian skin-colour, with lustrous turquoise tails – although the do occasionally come in other visual flavours!

if you order a test-tube merbaby,  this is what you’ll receive:

• 1 x hand-prepared merbaby foetus specimen
• lab specimen report  adoption certificate
• 150mm long glass test tube, with cork bung
• packing crate

i have prepared all specimens personally, with much love. and while i try and ensure your specimen looks like the one pictured, it is inevitable variations will occur in colour. currently we have these fishy creatures available with blue, purle, or pink tails – you will be sent one of these at random.

the adoption certificates are filled-in when the order is received, so you can choose the name of your neverborn baby. (if this isn’t specified, then i’ll pick a name for the critter before sending it to you.) or if you wish the adoption paperwork to match a specific date (such as a birthday) then we can arrange that too.

DISCLAIMER: only mythical creatures are harmed to bring you this product.