i bet his milkshake brings all the cows to the yard! ;)

this cute little fella is looking for a new place to call home… he’s no trouble really. he doesnt eat much, and is fully house-trained. can you help?

as you can see from the photos, most specimens are of caucasian skin-colour, with brown fur.

if you order a test-tube baby minotaur, this is what you’ll receive:

  • 1 x hand-prepared minotaur foetus specimen
  • lab specimen report adoption certificate
  • 150mm long glass test tube, with cork bung
  • packing crate


i have prepared all specimens personally, with much love. and, while i try and ensure your specimen looks like the one pictured, it is inevitable variations will occur in colour.

the adoption certificates are filled-in when the order is received, so you can choose the name of your neverborn baby – but please be aware that all minotaur specimens are male/bulls, so we advise a boy’s name! (if this isn’t specified, then i’ll pick a name for the critter before sending it to you.) or if you wish the adoption paperwork to match a specific date (such as a birthday) then we can arrange that too.


DISCLAIMER: only mythical creatures are harmed to bring you this product.

Only 1 left in stock

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shipping costs:
uk                       – £5
rest of world  -  £10

these shipping prices are a flat fee charged per order.
so buying multiple items will not cost you any extra in delivery – you only pay the shipping charge once per order.

all items are sent tracked, and will require a signature upon delivery.
we will email you the tracking details once your parcel is shipped.

uk shipping is usually  2/3 working days.
everywhere else is usually 5-10 working days, though can be up to 28 due to customs delays and suchlike.
if there is problem with your order when it arrives, please get in touch here [link]


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