“what manner of creature is a squidling?” i hear you say..

well, that’s just it..

it’s definitely part of the cephalopod family (bilateral body symmetry, a prominent head, plus set of arms or tentacles) but beyond that it is currently unknown to science. as such it is quite a desirable specimen for inclusion in any discerning curio collection.

this batch of specimens all come from one particular incident in the harbour town of Innsmouth; a place which in recent years has been the source of several unique zoological discoveries.

bioluminescence is common to deep sea dwelling celhalopods. and while (obviously) inactive in a deceased creature, there are residual traces to be seen as dotted markings running the length of the squidling’s body. these still retain a slight glow when viewed in complete darkness.

if you order a test-tube baby squidling,  this is what you’ll receive:

  • 1 x hand-prepared foetus specimen
  • lab specimen report  adoption certificate
  • 150mm long glass test tube, with cork bung
  • packing crate

i have prepared all specimens personally, with much love. and while i try and ensure your squidling looks like the one pictured, it is inevitable variations in colour and marking will occur. also note that the squidling specimens i currently have available are either blue or purple in colour – you will be sent one of these at random.

the adoption certificates are filled-in when the order is received, so you can choose the name of your neverborn baby. (if this isn’t specified, then i’ll pick a name for the little creature myself.) or if you wish the adoption paperwork to match a specific date (such as a birthday) then we can arrange that too.

DISCLAIMER: only mythical creatures are harmed to bring you this product.

Only 2 left in stock

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shipping costs:
uk                       – £5
rest of world  -  £10

these shipping prices are a flat fee charged per order.
so buying multiple items will not cost you any extra in delivery – you only pay the shipping charge once per order.

all items are sent tracked, and will require a signature upon delivery.
we will email you the tracking details once your parcel is shipped.

uk shipping is usually  2/3 working days.
everywhere else is usually 5-10 working days, though can be up to 28 due to customs delays and suchlike.
if there is problem with your order when it arrives, please get in touch here [link]


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