TEST-TUBE BABY ZOMBIE UNICORN

£22.50

oh my days… a motherfucking zombie unicorn!!

these beautiful grotesque little critters mainly come in two colours – grey (which is the standard colouring of the common unicorn) or a foetid green (caused by their undead flesh having turned necrotic!).  they’re icky but oh-so-adorable

you need this specimen in your life, you really do.

if you order a test-tube baby zombie unicorn,  this is what you’ll receive:

  • 1 x hand-prepared zombie unicorn foetus specimen
  • lab specimen report  adoption certificate
  • 150mm long glass test tube, with cork bung
  • packing crate

i have prepared all specimens personally, with much love. and while i try and ensure your unicorn looks like the one pictured, it is inevitable variations will occur in colour.

as you can see from the photos, zombie unicorns usually come in two distinct colours – however, i currently ONLY have grey/blue available, so will receive this colour in your order.

the adoption certificates are filled-in when the order is received, so you can choose the name of your neverborn baby. (if this isn’t specified, then i’ll pick a name for the critter before sending it to you.) or if you wish the adoption paperwork to match a specific date (such as a birthday) then we can arrange that too.

 

DISCLAIMER: only mythical creatures are harmed to bring you this product.

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shipping costs:
uk                       – £5
rest of world  -  £10

these shipping prices are a flat fee charged per order.
so buying multiple items will not cost you any extra in delivery – you only pay the shipping charge once per order.

all items are sent tracked, and will require a signature upon delivery.
we will email you the tracking details once your parcel is shipped.

uk shipping is usually  2/3 working days.
everywhere else is usually 5-10 working days, though can be up to 6 weeks due to customs delays and other such issues beyond our control.
if there is problem with your order when it arrives, please get in touch here [link]
thanks!

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