there’s now a whole bunch of stuff available to grab in the ol’ webshop. there’s a good selection of testtube babies, severed heads, and also the testtube display racks crafted by my own grarled hands.

granted, there is nothing new here that veterans of the site havent seen before – but this is the last batch of most of these critters for a while as the majority of their moulds are now kaput (and i have no idea when I’ll get round to making new ones).  so if there’s something missing from your collection then now is probably the time to fill that void.

it would be nice to clear through a lot of this to give me funds to invest in new projects. so ive dropped the price a wee bit: £20 per testtube baby.

im also putting a free worldwide shipping code on the site for spends of £40 or over. the coupon code to use at checkout is “COME TO BUTTHEAD”, and you have to say it in Butthead’s voice while you type it or it doesnt count! ;P

chris z  x

all the usual suspects will be available again, like this guy….

these lil’ cutiepatooties…

and these chaps too…

gimme a week or so and they’ll be up for grabs!

A. a teeny tiny unicorn foetus’ severed head!

^^that’s wasn’t a joke, just a bit of factual information for you. well, i say ‘factual’ but infact it is quite subjective.. apparently no everyone thinks dismember unborn children are quite as adorable as i do. weird, huh?

anyways, the severed head of a foetal unicorn… [link]

sometimes that specimens i get into stock are just not a high enough quality to sell on the site, so i still endeavour to use the remains however i can. and while most of the tiny bodyparts make delicious crunchy snack – i do find skulls to be a little too hard to eat. so i snip the heads off the little blighters and put them in testtubes.

here are the craniums of some human and mermaid foetus specimens that i decapitated earlier.. [link]

as you can see, these specimens can be used purely for display, or they can be threaded onto chains to make delightful jewellery!

and so lastly, here is the ol’ king of the testtubes himself. the headless tyrant king! [link]

check them out and more complete specimens over at the webshop [here!]

they’re not the kind of babies that’ve been created in a test-tube..  nope, these are little foetus specimens that have been put into test-tubes so they can be displayed as the fabulous and cute curiosities that they are. brilliant!

currently, i have 4 types of specimen available: unicorn, t-rex, mermaid, and minotaur [all pictured below]. as you can see they’re all seriously cute. they make excellent low maintenance pets, and ideal gifts too.

soon i will have also squidlings available, and after that there will be more unusual and mythical creatures too!

each specimen comes in their own hand-made shipping crate, along with a personalised lab report/adoption certificate.

i prepare all specimens personally from start to finish; including creation, finishing, and even naming the critter and handwriting the birth certificate.  as such, no 2 specimens will be completely alike. if you have any queries about the process, or how we ethically source mermaid foetuses then drop me a message here [link] or come over to the facebook page and have a chat there [link]

available for £25each plus shipping over at the webshop [link]

come say hi on my facebook page [link]

the siren : described as a sea-nymph who would lure mariners to their destruction on dangerous rocks.

however, this is not a siren. nor is it a zombie mermaid. it is something much more devious…

if you’re interest in owning this painting then check out this link [hello!]. i’ll also be making prints of this piece available soon over on my society6 page [here]

i post most of my work-in-progress on my facebook, and an awful lot of other pieces that never otherwise see the light of day! so hit me up there and say hi [link] or drop a follow on my instagram [link] as i’m posting a few bits there too.

chris z