there’s now a whole bunch of stuff available to grab in the ol’ webshop. there’s a good selection of testtube babies, severed heads, and also the testtube display racks crafted by my own grarled hands.

granted, there is nothing new here that veterans of the site havent seen before – but this is the last batch of most of these critters for a while as the majority of their moulds are now kaput (and i have no idea when I’ll get round to making new ones).  so if there’s something missing from your collection then now is probably the time to fill that void.

it would be nice to clear through a lot of this to give me funds to invest in new projects. so ive dropped the price a wee bit: £20 per testtube baby.

im also putting a free worldwide shipping code on the site for spends of £40 or over. the coupon code to use at checkout is “COME TO BUTTHEAD”, and you have to say it in Butthead’s voice while you type it or it doesnt count! ;P

chris z  x

all the usual suspects will be available again, like this guy….

these lil’ cutiepatooties…

and these chaps too…

gimme a week or so and they’ll be up for grabs!

A. a teeny tiny unicorn foetus’ severed head!

^^that’s wasn’t a joke, just a bit of factual information for you. well, i say ‘factual’ but infact it is quite subjective.. apparently no everyone thinks dismember unborn children are quite as adorable as i do. weird, huh?

anyways, the severed head of a foetal unicorn… [link]

sometimes that specimens i get into stock are just not a high enough quality to sell on the site, so i still endeavour to use the remains however i can. and while most of the tiny bodyparts make delicious crunchy snack – i do find skulls to be a little too hard to eat. so i snip the heads off the little blighters and put them in testtubes.

here are the craniums of some human and mermaid foetus specimens that i decapitated earlier.. [link]

as you can see, these specimens can be used purely for display, or they can be threaded onto chains to make delightful jewellery!

and so lastly, here is the ol’ king of the testtubes himself. the headless tyrant king! [link]

check them out and more complete specimens over at the webshop [here!]

the most complicated thin is the shipping  - which tbh, isn’t complicated at all. you pay a flat fee for shipping, and regardless of how many items you order, you dont pay any extra shipping charges. this shipping service is tracked & signed service.

also. as everything is currently priced at £22.50, it makes it easy for me to do an offer such as this…

3 x testtube babies for £60, plus FREE worldwide shipping is a damn good deal (you do the math!). follow this link for more details [link]

however, this offer will be ending at the end of the month (30 april 2015), so if you want to take advantage then do it soon!

chris z
x

such as this golden unicorn foetus… it had a super long horn – three times the length of a standard unicorn foetus at that stage of gestation. and also its horns & hooves had a covering of genuine gold!

it also came in a very special black casket shipping crate

it was a stunning creature, with it’s very own history.  im definitely never gonna get my hands on another critter like it.

and, oh my glob!

…there was this other specimen that arrived recently – it was the foetus of a dog, a tan coloured bulldog to be precise.

it belong to a young boy who had been institutionalised following a traumatic event, and he had withdrawn into a delusional fantasy world. he kept this foetus in a jar of pickles (which preserved it!), taking it out to chat and play with it. he called it ‘Jake the magical dog’, and was a central part in his imagined fantasy world.

i have been told he had other totem objects which corresponded to other imaginary friends. i am trying to get them shipped to me but having a few issues with red tape.

both of these specimens have now found homes,  but fingers crossed i’ll hopefully have more of these special finds to share with you guys in the future.

they’re not the kind of babies that’ve been created in a test-tube..  nope, these are little foetus specimens that have been put into test-tubes so they can be displayed as the fabulous and cute curiosities that they are. brilliant!

currently, i have 4 types of specimen available: unicorn, t-rex, mermaid, and minotaur [all pictured below]. as you can see they’re all seriously cute. they make excellent low maintenance pets, and ideal gifts too.

soon i will have also squidlings available, and after that there will be more unusual and mythical creatures too!

each specimen comes in their own hand-made shipping crate, along with a personalised lab report/adoption certificate.

i prepare all specimens personally from start to finish; including creation, finishing, and even naming the critter and handwriting the birth certificate.  as such, no 2 specimens will be completely alike. if you have any queries about the process, or how we ethically source mermaid foetuses then drop me a message here [link] or come over to the facebook page and have a chat there [link]

available for £25each plus shipping over at the webshop [link]

come say hi on my facebook page [link]

this painting is dedicated to all the girls out there who would do absolutely ANYTHING to be a unicorn. you know the type, right?

if you’re interested in getting you grubby paws on this horrific piece of art, then checkout the shop page [here]

i shall be making prints of this monstrosity available very soon over on society6 [hello]

or if you just want to chat shit, come say hi over at my facebook page [link], where you’ll find i’m not actually that talkative despite inviting you there. but i do post lots of cool work, so i hope you forgive my social awkwardness!

love, chris z

however, the zoom facility on Society6 is pretty rubbish so you can’t see how the image looks close up. so, here is a bigger version of the print…

and here is a close up of a section, to give you an idea of the detail level and grain which is carried through from the original scanned painting

fabulous!

any questions, give me a shout [link]

and come say hi, over at the facebook page [link]