This alternative xmas fair is being held on SAT 16th DECEMBER at DISTRICT (61 Jordan St. Baltic Triangle, Liverpool, UK)

If you’re a weirdo – or are shopping for a weirdo – then you NEED to get your beautiful booty along here and checkout our wares!

You’ll be able to check out original artwork, plagerised artwork, prints, props, patches, and babies in glass tubes. We’ll have independent filmmakers selling their wares, alongside FX artists selling their body parts. Get your filthy mits on horror-themed xmas cards, horrific t-shirts, unpleasant badges and putrid pins. You’ll even be able to find horror movie memorabilia, indie horror books, underground zines, and terrifying comics books alongside their even more terrifying authors!

Come one, come all! Tis the season an all that jolly crap…

TRADERS
This is a list of the traders who will be at the event – all of which work exclusively in the horror genre!
AfterLight Comics
Amanda Norman Horror Photography
Dammaged Comics
Dead Mouse Productions
Developmental Hell
Art for the dark soul from Max Da Silva Willis
The Forgotten Imp
Gibson Graphix
Good Tidings / Two-Headed Snake Entertainment
Hive Mind Print Shop
Liverpool Horror Club
The Monkeys Paw Store
Uncle Frank Productions
Zombieking

^^I’l be there trading as Zombieking and running the Liverpool Horror Club stall. Our boss LHC tees will be on sale at this event for just a tenner!

RAFFLE
We’ll be selling raffle tickets for some goodie bags of prizes donated by our amazing traders. All funds raised from this raffle will be donated to The Whitechapel Centre

SATANIC SANTA
Ok, ok. so it’s almost christmas – I guess we have to acknowledge the festivities somehow. We’ll be playing host to S̶a̶t̶a̶n̶ ̶C̶l̶a̶w̶s̶ erm, sorry – I mean Santa Claus. He’ll be here. Santa, definitely not Satan. Old Nick himself will have a grotto decked out with bones, offal, severed limbs and fairy lights! If you can convince his delinquent Elf helpers that you’ve been a naughty girl or boy, then you might even get to pay the ol’ git a visit and get a terrible present!

FACEPAINTER with a difference…
If you fancy a horrific xmas make-over for the day, we’ll have Effie_Dahmer SFX artist on hand to change your look. But this’ll not be the usual butterflies & glitter that you get from regular facepainters – we’re talking scars, wounds, skullfaces, or good old zombification!

There’ll be music. The bar will be open. People will be laughing and children will be crying!

So come along, enjoy the hospitality, get to know your local horror community, and buy some amazing things that you will not see at any other market in our fair city! And most importantly, help us raise some much needed money for the Whitechapel Homeless Centre.

facebook event here with more details [link]

Phenomenal poster artwork by the notorious Uncle Frank Productions [weblink]

SAVE THE DATE: SAT 16th DECEMBER!!

Merry Creepmas Motherfuckers!

one of my favourite things about running my own webstore is that i can choose ridiculous names for my discounts codes and nobody can tell me to stahp!

so, this is a halloweeny deal which lasts until 1st november – to get 25% off your order in thezombieking.co.uk shop, all you have to do is type the word “PUMPKINPENIS” into the coupon box at checkout

love ya,
chris z
xx

sometimes we look out into the world and see something horrible unfolding.. i’m talking about the shift to the right wing – both here in britain with the brexit vote, and over in the states with the trump movement.

i wanted to speak up, maybe even do some art.. but i’ve always been reticent to get political with my work, and i also worried about upsetting some of my american friends who are republicans.

however. after the news (26july) regarding his stance on trans people in the military, i decided that i’d just heard too much of his bullshit and decided to do this project. so i apologise in advance if this offends any of my american friends, but i feel like there are major problems with his ethics and policies so will be adding my creative voice against his ideas in my own small way.

although rather than comment on that issue (trans people in the military), i felt that i was better able to comment on a previous problem which bothered me greatly: resolution 43. this is the bill which removed government funding from the planned parenthood clinics.

so. in true zombieking fashion – i made a foetus…

this is ” aborto trump: specimen HJres43 ”

i’ve had this idea to do a trump-foetus thing ever since the HJres43 bill. creating a hideous aborted version of a trump-like foetus [especially given his views on planned parenthood] seemed like a perfect juxtaposition of concepts.

and to capitalise on the fact that i’m using this guy’s horrible likeness – then i will use some of that money to support a cause he does not believe in. proactive karma in action

so for every one i sell, i will donate $5 to planned parenthood US [these guys].

also. one of my friends MikeysArtBiz [link] made a Trump-inspired pin a little while ago. when i told him what i was doing he loved the idea and has given me a bunch of pins to bundle along with my aborto-trump. if you buy a pin too – he will donate EVERY penny of that to planned parenthood.

^^please, please go check out mikeys other brilliant work at his website [link] he has a fab selection of pins and some boss prints too.

so here’s the deal: the foetus is £17.50, and adding the pin is an extra £5 for a total of £22.50

-  each foetus sold will generate $5USD (approx £3.90) for planned parenthood.
-  adding the pin will generate an additional £5 donation (approx an extra $6.40USD)

i will be donating money specifically to Iowa & Texas clinics, as they seem to have been worst hit by changes in government policy in recent times.

the aborto trump bundle will be going up for sale on sunday [27 aug] in the webshop [HERE!]

initially there’ll be x20 up for grabs. i will make more if people like them. and while they’re not a strictly limited release – they will only be available as long as trump is in offfice. when he is gone, they’ll be gone!

thanks for listening,

chris z
25 august 2017

#FUCKTRUMP

stockwise – there’s currently only 1x left of a few specimens (unicorn, devilgoat, alien, t-rex) and 2x of some others (zombie unicorn & satyr). frankenfoetus is completely sold out.

all specimens are £20 each.

virtually all of my moulds are worn out. I do still have all the original sculpts, but it’ll likely be a good while before I get any of these remoulded and back into production. I fully intend to re-release this testtube baby range in the future (as well as other new specimens I’ve been working on) but projects pile up and workflow gets disrupted so I make no promises about when this might happen! .

anyways. the free worldwide shipping deal is still active: spend £40 or more to qualify. use code “COME TO BUTTHEAD”

and lastly, Im away next month… so the shop will be offline from abt 5th June onwards – so if you want any of these last little critters you better get moving!

much love, chris zombie <3 xx

there’s now a whole bunch of stuff available to grab in the ol’ webshop. there’s a good selection of testtube babies, severed heads, and also the testtube display racks crafted by my own grarled hands.

granted, there is nothing new here that veterans of the site havent seen before – but this is the last batch of most of these critters for a while as the majority of their moulds are now kaput (and i have no idea when I’ll get round to making new ones).  so if there’s something missing from your collection then now is probably the time to fill that void.

it would be nice to clear through a lot of this to give me funds to invest in new projects. so ive dropped the price a wee bit: £20 per testtube baby.

im also putting a free worldwide shipping code on the site for spends of £40 or over. the coupon code to use at checkout is “COME TO BUTTHEAD”, and you have to say it in Butthead’s voice while you type it or it doesnt count! ;P

chris z  x

all the usual suspects will be available again, like this guy….

these lil’ cutiepatooties…

and these chaps too…

gimme a week or so and they’ll be up for grabs!

so. i was having a poke through sealed boxes and under desks and in the back of cupboards. i imagined that i might have one or two pieces of old stock/bits&bobs which i could put in the webshop.

but to my surprise, i found an absolute shitload of stuff! dozens of testtube babies, simpsons testtubes, a stack of paintings, and even a handful of t-shirts i made back in 2012!  (and there is a stack of canvas that i havent even dared to go near yet)

the sheer volume of stuff is a bit daunting – i kinda feel like packing it all away again to be rediscovered another day?

hashtag toomuchstuff

it’s always been a super popular option so I’m gonna make it available again on the site again at least until the end of september!

so it’s a mix and match offer – pick your favourite 3 testtube babies (or 3 of the same type!) and they’re yours for just sixty english squids! bargain

ordering details on the webshop page here [link]

but if you have any difficulties or questions regaring custom orders then please get in touch here [link]

the shop has been closed for a couple of weeks so i’ve decided to reopen it today with a special offer!

buy 2 get the 3rd item free!

..that’s a pretty decent deal tbh. stock permitting, it’ll be available until the 31st of august [2015]

to take advantage of the offer, simply add 3 items to your basket and then use the following coupon at checkout:  ” buy2get3rdfree ”

type the code as above – no spaces, and it IS case sensitive!  should be simple enough, however if you have any problems just give me a shout [link]

A. a teeny tiny unicorn foetus’ severed head!

^^that’s wasn’t a joke, just a bit of factual information for you. well, i say ‘factual’ but infact it is quite subjective.. apparently no everyone thinks dismember unborn children are quite as adorable as i do. weird, huh?

anyways, the severed head of a foetal unicorn… [link]

sometimes that specimens i get into stock are just not a high enough quality to sell on the site, so i still endeavour to use the remains however i can. and while most of the tiny bodyparts make delicious crunchy snack – i do find skulls to be a little too hard to eat. so i snip the heads off the little blighters and put them in testtubes.

here are the craniums of some human and mermaid foetus specimens that i decapitated earlier.. [link]

as you can see, these specimens can be used purely for display, or they can be threaded onto chains to make delightful jewellery!

and so lastly, here is the ol’ king of the testtubes himself. the headless tyrant king! [link]

check them out and more complete specimens over at the webshop [here!]