RE: our ethical policy

i see a lot of my lovely friends who use the ‪#‎vultureculture‬ hashtag having to explain that they’re not actually murderous unethical scoundrels.

i wish i could say the same about myself, but i have to be completely honest here: none of my specimens are obtained through official channels.

i trade heavily on the unseelie black market, ive made illegal deals & unholy pacts with nefarious individuals, and i reguarly bribe customs officers to turn a blind eye to things they’d rather not acknowledge anyway.

i’d love to make a living doing this honestly, but until we see a change in the law – to decriminalise the possession of unicorn ivory, or new regulations governing the sale of human/hybrid foetal DNAmaterial – then im gonna continue working outside the law.

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