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HORRIFIC XMAS MARKET! sat 16th dec, liverpool uk

Check out this gorgeous poster to announce that Liverpool Horror Club are hosting our first ever HORRIFIC CHRISTMAS MARKET! This alternative xmas fair is being held on SAT 16th DECEMBER at DISTRICT (61 Jordan St. Baltic Triangle, Liverpool, UK) Rest assured that you’ll not find any of the usual chrimbo tatt here that you get at conventional … continue

PUMPKINPENIS

..the fuck is a pumpkinpenis? one of my favourite things about running my own webstore is that i can choose ridiculous names for my discounts codes and nobody can tell me to stahp! so, this is a halloweeny deal which lasts until 1st november – to get 25% off your order in thezombieking.co.uk shop, all you … continue

i’ve done a trump!

i want to talk about something… sometimes we look out into the world and see something horrible unfolding.. i’m talking about the shift to the right wing – both here in britain with the brexit vote, and over in the states with the trump movement. i wanted to speak up, maybe even do some art.. … continue

hardly any stock left…

hey kids! just a wee update on the webshop… stockwise – there’s currently only 1x left of a few specimens (unicorn, devilgoat, alien, t-rex) and 2x of some others (zombie unicorn & satyr). frankenfoetus is completely sold out. all specimens are £20 each. virtually all of my moulds are worn out. I do still have … continue

¡hola comrades!

the shop has (eventually) been updated! there’s now a whole bunch of stuff available to grab in the ol’ webshop. there’s a good selection of testtube babies, severed heads, and also the testtube display racks crafted by my own grarled hands. granted, there is nothing new here that veterans of the site havent seen before … continue

beautiful clutter

hidden treasures! so. i was having a poke through sealed boxes and under desks and in the back of cupboards. i imagined that i might have one or two pieces of old stock/bits&bobs which i could put in the webshop. but to my surprise, i found an absolute shitload of stuff! dozens of testtube babies, … continue

special offer!!

hey folks! the shop has been closed for a couple of weeks so i’ve decided to reopen it today with a special offer! buy 2 get the 3rd item free! ..that’s a pretty decent deal tbh. stock permitting, it’ll be available until the 31st of august [2015] to take advantage of the offer, simply add … continue

severed heads!

Q. what’s cuter than a teeny tiny unicorn foetus?? A. a teeny tiny unicorn foetus’ severed head! ^^that’s wasn’t a joke, just a bit of factual information for you. well, i say ‘factual’ but infact it is quite subjective.. apparently no everyone thinks dismember unborn children are quite as adorable as i do. weird, huh? … continue