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i’ve done a trump!

i want to talk about something… sometimes we look out into the world and see something horrible unfolding.. i’m talking about the shift to the right wing – both here in britain with the brexit vote, and over in the states with the trump movement. i wanted to speak up, maybe even do some art.. … continue

hardly any stock left…

hey kids! just a wee update on the webshop… stockwise – there’s currently only 1x left of a few specimens (unicorn, devilgoat, alien, t-rex) and 2x of some others (zombie unicorn & satyr). frankenfoetus is completely sold out. all specimens are £20 each. virtually all of my moulds are worn out. I do still have … continue

¡hola comrades!

the shop has (eventually) been updated! there’s now a whole bunch of stuff available to grab in the ol’ webshop. there’s a good selection of testtube babies, severed heads, and also the testtube display racks crafted by my own grarled hands. granted, there is nothing new here that veterans of the site havent seen before … continue

beautiful clutter

hidden treasures! so. i was having a poke through sealed boxes and under desks and in the back of cupboards. i imagined that i might have one or two pieces of old stock/bits&bobs which i could put in the webshop. but to my surprise, i found an absolute shitload of stuff! dozens of testtube babies, … continue

special offer!!

hey folks! the shop has been closed for a couple of weeks so i’ve decided to reopen it today with a special offer! buy 2 get the 3rd item free! ..that’s a pretty decent deal tbh. stock permitting, it’ll be available until the 31st of august [2015] to take advantage of the offer, simply add … continue

severed heads!

Q. what’s cuter than a teeny tiny unicorn foetus?? A. a teeny tiny unicorn foetus’ severed head! ^^that’s wasn’t a joke, just a bit of factual information for you. well, i say ‘factual’ but infact it is quite subjective.. apparently no everyone thinks dismember unborn children are quite as adorable as i do. weird, huh? … continue

pricing guide & offers

this is how things are priced… the most complicated thin is the shipping  - which tbh, isn’t complicated at all. you pay a flat fee for shipping, and regardless of how many items you order, you dont pay any extra shipping charges. this shipping service is tracked & signed service. also. as everything is currently priced at … continue