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¡hola comrades!

the shop has (eventually) been updated! there’s now a whole bunch of stuff available to grab in the ol’ webshop. there’s a good selection of testtube babies, severed heads, and also the testtube display racks crafted by my own grarled hands. granted, there is nothing new here that veterans of the site havent seen before … continue

severed heads!

Q. what’s cuter than a teeny tiny unicorn foetus?? A. a teeny tiny unicorn foetus’ severed head! ^^that’s wasn’t a joke, just a bit of factual information for you. well, i say ‘factual’ but infact it is quite subjective.. apparently no everyone thinks dismember unborn children are quite as adorable as i do. weird, huh? … continue

pricing guide & offers

this is how things are priced… the most complicated thin is the shipping  - which tbh, isn’t complicated at all. you pay a flat fee for shipping, and regardless of how many items you order, you dont pay any extra shipping charges. this shipping service is tracked & signed service. also. as everything is currently priced at … continue

test-tube babies

test-tube babies are now available!! they’re not the kind of babies that’ve been created in a test-tube..  nope, these are little foetus specimens that have been put into test-tubes so they can be displayed as the fabulous and cute curiosities that they are. brilliant! currently, i have 4 types of specimen available: unicorn, t-rex, mermaid, and … continue

unicorn girl

“i WILL be a unicorn!” this painting is dedicated to all the girls out there who would do absolutely ANYTHING to be a unicorn. you know the type, right? if you’re interested in getting you grubby paws on this horrific piece of art, then checkout the shop page [here] i shall be making prints of … continue